Extracurriculars that would never get approved by an academic institution.
Nipple Appreciation Club
Intramural Caber Tossing
UIOAH society (using inanimate objects as hats).
Profanity Scrabble League
Cross country food fighting
Crunchy Leaf Step Team
Meta Cheerleaders (cheerleaders who cheer on cheerleaders)
"Does this smell weird to you?" debate forum
Also, petting zoos are weird. Imagine if we all stood in a pen while small bears reached out and touched us.
I want to buy a starbucks and keep it the same except replace all of the sign with "Aarrrbucks" and put eyepatches on all of the signs.