Saturday, May 3, 2008

More rejected non fiction book titles

-Who let the logs out? The art of competitive pooping
-The sound of purple: one man's trip
-Personal salvation through wanking
-My nose hurts!
-It takes a village to cause a Wal-Mart
-My meth lab brought all the boys to the yard
-Cannibalism: what friends are fork
-The 7,000,000 habits of highly effective OCD.
-Battle of the bulge: fashion tips for kleptomaniacs
-What's so hot about pyromania?
-How my attention span got