Wednesday, April 23, 2008

rejected self-help book titles/ inspirational memoirs

-Poop out your feelings
-Chicken Soup for the Vegetarian's Soul (if it exists, I demand to know why)
-The Audacity of Grope: Journeys of a Barfly
-How I Made Cancer Drop the Soap
-A Million Little Red Bumps
-Chasing the Dragon, Finding the Potbelly: How Bacon Got Me Away From the Needle.
-Beastiality, Shmeastiality.
-I Got 99 Problems but Internal Bleeding Ain't One.
-You Can Pick Your Friends, You Can Pick Your Food, but You Can't Shove Your Penis in A USB Port.

1 comment:

Smitty D said...

I think I'll have to read the rest of your blog while I'm on the toilet so I don't piss my pants laughing again. I've got 99 problems, and apparently, incontinence is one.